BONER

BONER

Image: BONER token logo, via CoinGecko
ticker	$BONER
blockchain	Robinhood Chain
quote asset	HIMS (Hims & Hers Health)
launched	August 20, 2026 (pool created 20:59:46 UTC)
contract	0x98096d17e191B3dA1d5f99a6D7b3584351b11E18
peak market cap	$85,273,690.58 (hourly high, 00:00 UTC on September 1, 2026); about $67.8 million to $68.8 million across pulls made September 3, 2026

BONER ($BONER) is a memecoin on Robinhood Chain quoted against HIMS, Hims & Hers Health's tokenized stock, launched August 20, 2026 and the biggest example of the stock pair naming convention on that chain, with a verified contract, more than 16,700 holders and a market capitalization near $68 million.

BONER ($BONER), onchain name "Boner Coin," is a memecoin on Robinhood Chain quoted against HIMS, Hims & Hers Health's tokenized stock, rather than against ETH. Launched August 20, 2026 through the shared long.xyz factory that also deployed Artificial Inu and several sibling stock pair coins, it is the biggest and longest surviving example of the naming convention where a coin's ticker is chosen so the pair itself reads as a joke, in this case HIMS, the telehealth company best known in advertising for erectile dysfunction treatment. As of pulls made September 3, 2026, its contract is verified on Blockscout, it counts more than 16,700 holders, and its market capitalization sits near $68 million against an all time high of $85.27 million set September 1, 2026. It launched a full month after the underlying pairing mechanism and the earliest deliberate ticker puns already existed elsewhere on the chain, and is correctly credited as the convention's biggest success, not its origin.

The joke

Hims & Hers Health, HIMS's underlying company, is a telehealth business whose advertising is most associated in popular culture with erectile dysfunction treatment, the direct source of BONER's own joke. @rich_minions (613 followers) put the reference plainly on August 29, 2026: "Grab some $BONER pills nifty. paired with HIMS, the boner pull company." A second, separate layer of satire runs alongside the advertising joke: a running bit that the coin has effectively earned a seat at the company's own table. @cryptochad215 (1,107 followers), August 28, 2026: "If I made add, Boner solves this. Unique, funny as hell, and who wouldn't want a board seat at Hims because $boner ran to a bill." @0xBedouin (3,802 followers), September 2, 2026, defending the pairing's logic against a rival coin: "Boner made sense on long being paired to hims for a board sit."

Launch

BONER launched through the shared long.xyz factory contract, 0x1B37D3a72082029c44B35B604Ea473617580b69a, the same DopplerERC20V1Factory address that deployed Artificial Inu and every other coin in the Robinhood Chain stock pair naming convention; describing the coin as "created by" that address is imprecise, since it is a shared factory rather than a human controlled wallet. The actual transaction sender was 0x79aEaE6a47ff2e551F60bd87DBd6358eFeaF4DC8, an EIP7702 CaliburEntry smart account, in the creation transaction 0x0de235b401431520993913fed71df9ef7129d850aa877443ae9008c8a80baf47, timestamped 20:59:46 UTC on August 20, 2026, matching DexScreener's own pool creation time exactly. Total supply is 1,000,000,000 BONER at 18 decimals. The platform credit traces to DexScreener's own info.websites field, which carries an "app.long.xyz/tokens" link for the contract, corroborated by the coin's own X account, @bonercoinlong.

Holders and supply

Holder counts drift minute to minute on an actively trading token: 16,726 in one pull and 16,703 in an independent re pull minutes later, both made in the September 3, 2026, roughly 15:30 to 16:45 UTC window. Total supply is fixed at 1,000,000,000 BONER.

Verification

BONER's contract is verified on Blockscout (is_verified: true), a real safety signal for a coin trading tens of millions of dollars. Sourcify, a separate, independent verification service, returns a null match for the same address, a genuine discrepancy between the two services that is stated here rather than resolved in either direction; it does not override Blockscout's own verified status.

Price history

BONER's main HIMS quoted pool carried a market capitalization ranging from about $67.8 million to $68.8 million across pulls made September 3, 2026, up more than 68 percent on the day at the later pull. Its all time high, $85,273,690.58, was set at the 00:00 UTC hourly candle on September 1, 2026, the same hour Robinhood Chain sibling coin AUTSM also peaked, a timing overlap not independently explained in this reporting. BONER also trades directly against AI (Artificial Inu) in a separate pool created 02:11:53 UTC on August 21, 2026, a memecoin quoted against another memecoin that is itself quoted against NVDA; that pool carried a market capitalization of about $63.5 million at an earlier pull, in the same range as the main HIMS pool.

Copycats and derivatives

BONER's own success spawned imitators. A separate contract, 0xB05619513a6Acca0a53a908fF3A16e1211DD8D5a, also named "Boner Coin" and also paired against HIMS, trades at a negligible scale, about $4,016 in market capitalization at one pull, and should not be confused with the coin covered in this article. A derivative cluster rides the same joke at similarly negligible scale: SHREKBONER (contract 0xCCcFc58D680175Fe20a2fA45Fbd9d12B43F71E18) and TURBONER, ticker TRBNR (contract 0x04F203bEF16f05376a8B73C2Ddb77D60da941E18), both also quoted against HIMS.

Discourse

BONER anchors the broader naming convention's own celebration. @ColdBloodShill (351,814 followers), September 2, 2026, named it alongside AUTSM and NUDES as one of "the best current naming conventions we have for RH stock pairings," with "nothing challenging the top 3." @SpiderCrypto0x used BONER's own scale, "$65M+" at the time of his post, as the benchmark for arguing NUDES could repeat its run, a thesis covered in full in Robinhood Chain's broader stock pair naming article. Criticism of BONER specifically in the sourced record concerns the broader convention's legitimacy, platform risk and meta fatigue rather than the BONER name itself; no sourced pushback against the name as offensive was found in this reporting, unlike the reaction $INCEL, a different coin in the same convention, drew.

References

• Blockscout, BONER token: https://robinhoodchain.blockscout.com/api/v2/tokens/0x98096d17e191B3dA1d5f99a6D7b3584351b11E18
• Blockscout, BONER address and creation transaction: https://robinhoodchain.blockscout.com/api/v2/addresses/0x98096d17e191B3dA1d5f99a6D7b3584351b11E18
• Blockscout, BONER holders: https://robinhoodchain.blockscout.com/api/v2/tokens/0x98096d17e191B3dA1d5f99a6D7b3584351b11E18/holders
• Sourcify, BONER contract check: https://sourcify.dev/server/v2/contract/4663/0x98096d17e191B3dA1d5f99a6D7b3584351b11E18?fields=all
• Blockscout, DopplerERC20V1Factory address: https://robinhoodchain.blockscout.com/api/v2/addresses/0x1B37D3a72082029c44B35B604Ea473617580b69a
• Blockscout, HIMS token: https://robinhoodchain.blockscout.com/api/v2/tokens/0xCceE82fE024c36fA15E1005edE3E9e4787e23D09
• DexScreener API, BONER token pairs: https://api.dexscreener.com/latest/dex/tokens/0x98096d17e191B3dA1d5f99a6D7b3584351b11E18
• Blockscout, copycat "Boner Coin" token: https://robinhoodchain.blockscout.com/api/v2/tokens/0xB05619513a6Acca0a53a908fF3A16e1211DD8D5a
• Blockscout, SHREKBONER token: https://robinhoodchain.blockscout.com/api/v2/tokens/0xCCcFc58D680175Fe20a2fA45Fbd9d12B43F71E18
• Blockscout, TURBONER token: https://robinhoodchain.blockscout.com/api/v2/tokens/0x04F203bEF16f05376a8B73C2Ddb77D60da941E18
• X profile of @bonercoinlong: https://x.com/bonercoinlong
• X post by @rich_minions: https://x.com/rich_minions/status/2093754957518221662
• X post by @cryptochad215: https://x.com/cryptochad215/status/2093472587355410906
• X post by @0xBedouin: https://x.com/0xBedouin/status/2095156167668285832
• X post by @ColdBloodShill: https://x.com/coldbloodshill/status/2095200526778421257