Loomdart

Loomdart

Image: X profile avatar of @loomdart
handle	@loomdart
role	trader, investor
known for	eGirl Capital, LoomLock, market commentary, anonymous cartoon VC culture

Loomdart is a pseudonymous trader and eGirl Capital member whose shitposting, market takes, and anti corporate ethos helped define the anonymous trader culture the trenches inherited.

Loomdart is a pseudonymous trader, investor, and long running Crypto Twitter personality, best known as a member of eGirl Capital, the anonymous investment collective profiled by Decrypt as a fund staffed and run almost entirely by cartoon characters. Posting as loomdart.eth with an ever rotating cast of avatars, he built a following on a mix of genuine market insight and absurdist shitposting, becoming one of the recognizable elders of the anonymous trader scene alongside collaborators like CL. He now posts from the handle @loomdart, which held roughly 322,400 followers as of August 2026; his old underscore handle @_loomdart survives as a 35 follower shell account whose bio still reads "egirl @egirl_capital building @loomlocknft cofounder @metadropmeta" and ends "CEO, COFOUNDER,VC,PRO BOXER" with a self mocking boxing record of zero wins and one loss.

eGirl Capital

Cointelegraph's feature on eGirl Capital quotes Loomdart articulating the group's thesis: that eGirl Capital was the natural product of a world where traditional limits were breaking down, and that "you don't really need to suit up and boot up to be taken seriously." The collective invested its own money, required unanimous decisions, and backed projects including Alchemix and Radicle while treating meme assets as seriously as protocols. That posture, anonymous, irony soaked, but financially real, prefigured the culture of the trenches, where pseudonymous accounts move markets and the joke and the trade are the same object.

Market commentary

Loomdart's takes have periodically crossed into crypto media. In a 2021 interview with The Block he argued that the market would not see a 2018 style prolonged bear because the structure of participants had changed, a representative example of his contrarian macro posting. He was also a recurring guest presence in the orbit of Cobie's UpOnly podcast, appearing in its eGirl Capital episode, and his commentary on NFTs, DeFi, and trader psychology circulated widely during the 2021 cycle.

LoomLock and Wassies

Loomdart co founded the LoomLock NFT project, which posts as @loomlocknft, and his current bio leads with "combatting modern addictions @loomlocknft" before a run of emphatic disclaimers, "not angel, not KOL, not investing, go away," making him one of the few CT elders whose bio is an explicit rejection of the KOL economy he predates. Collectors also attribute the beloved CT NFT collection Wassies, posting as @bywassies, to loomdart, with one calling them "the NFTs with founders that actually believe in them," and one early minter recounts flipping 26 wassies "including a private sale to @loomdart himself for the largest sale in the project's history @ $150k." Those specifics are community accounts' recollections rather than documented sales history. The money lore travels the same way: the claim that "Loomdart made $35m on the loomlock nft collection" circulates in CT threads debating which elders are still rich, with no verification behind it.

Influence

Loomdart matters to trench culture less for specific calls than as a template. He demonstrated that an anonymous account with a cartoon avatar could be simultaneously a credible investor, a comedian, and a community institution, the exact archetype later mass produced by the KOL era, usually with less charm. Veterans cite the eGirl period as the bridge between old Crypto Twitter and the memecoin trenches, and Loomdart as one of its architects. His heyday left ritual residue: "plunge it Loomdart" celebration posts are remembered as a signature CT ceremony of the era.

Standing in 2026

The account is quiet enough in 2026 that followers ask when he will resume posting. CT still argues about where the quiet leaves him: in an August 2026 thread about which old guard accounts ended up in "the pile of bodies," the trader RNR defended him ("why would loomdart be in the pile of bodies") while replies asked "wow what happened to loomdart." The debate itself, conducted about him rather than by him, is a measure of how the anonymous elder tier is remembered inside the trenches.

References

• Cointelegraph: https://cointelegraph.com/news/egirls-in-the-c-suite-the-simposium-storming-crypto-venture-capital
• Decrypt: https://decrypt.co/87581/would-you-trust-a-cartoon-cat-with-your-money
• The Block: https://www.theblock.co/post/127080/this-isnt-2017-loomdart-explains-why-crypto-markets-wont-see-a-big-bear-market
• uponly.tv: https://uponly.tv/cobies-back-state-of-the-market-with-egirl-capital/
• X profile of @loomdart: https://x.com/loomdart
• X profile of @_loomdart: https://x.com/_loomdart
• X post by @RockPreddy: https://x.com/RockPreddy/status/2089011487280963686
• X post by @0xsvic: https://x.com/0xsvic/status/2087580844139462955
• X post by @supermariokartD: https://x.com/supermariokartD/status/2087716113455136915
• X post by @RNR_0: https://x.com/RNR_0/status/2087724953537835299
• X post by @_OH_71: https://x.com/_OH_71/status/2088660744120525236
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